- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

fart+fart=poop

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Your mother is a man.

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