Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

It's long!

a ginger has a soul

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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