- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

A disabled man walks into a bar.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

What did the clock say? The time.