What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

vbh

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

FAP

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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