Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Emily Brunelle is skinny

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

Women's rights

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Minecraft.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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