What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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this is a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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