- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

rose are red violets should be purple

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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