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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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