Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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1+1 =? Too

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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