What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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Your mom.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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