"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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women's rights

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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