A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Cancer.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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BOOBALANBOO

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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W.N.B.A.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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dislike this...please.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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