Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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twilight

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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I tell an anti joke!.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Anti Joke

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