Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Knock knock. Come in.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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