- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

How are you? Yes

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

Knock, knock (No one was home)

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

this sentence will not monkey banana pie

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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