Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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I tell an anti joke!.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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