Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Iggy Azalea

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

dislike this...please.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Blind people can't read this.

hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

yo mama's so fat!!!

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