Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

a man walks into horse bar

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

My phone rang. So I answered it.

YOLO MAH BROLO

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Who is a knob? ross d

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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