How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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wood cant chuck wood

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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