A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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