Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Joey mayer's face

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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