What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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democracy

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Society.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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Matt Damon

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Anti Joke

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