knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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A black guy with his family.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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