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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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