Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Samantha

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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the asian kid gets an F

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Anti Joke

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