How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

black guy graduating high school

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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