If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Hi? No!!!!!

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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the WNBA

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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