- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Do you know what's not right? Left.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Cold camel scrotum.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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