- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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