- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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