How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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since when?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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