There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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