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Wanna here a good joke?

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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liam buchan is gay !

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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This site is easy to upload to...

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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No. Yes.

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women's rights.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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