Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A Jew walks into a Furness

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Who has downs this joke

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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