Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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hi corey

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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pineapples

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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penis

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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