A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Shit!

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

I had sex. Just kidding.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

How many cows say moo? All of them

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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