Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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