What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Come In!

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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the asian kid gets an F

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Dani barton= lovely

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Gay's rights

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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