Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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