Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Dubstep < Music

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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How are you? Yes

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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