what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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