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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

black guy graduating high school

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

hi to the world fromthe world

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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