What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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knock knock

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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