what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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thermodynamics?

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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