What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

i like tits

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Women's rights

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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