What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Your mother is a man.

no

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

fart+fart=poop

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

...NO.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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