- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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