Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

thumb_up thumb_down -70

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

thumb_up thumb_down +69

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

thumb_up thumb_down +61

Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

thumb_up thumb_down +53

Knock Knock.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

thumb_up thumb_down +45

What's brown and sticky? A stick

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Ms. Smoot's class

thumb_up thumb_down +41

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

thumb_up thumb_down +39

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops