Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Romney 2012

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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