I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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knock knock go away

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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conrad profit

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Six million.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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You just won the game...

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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