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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

knock knock!! kanye west

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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