- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Dani barton= lovely

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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