Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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asian drivers.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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1 + 1 = 3

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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