- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Dancing Potatoe!

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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