Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Johnson stops eating

women outside of the kitchen

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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