There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

The WNBA

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Romney 2012

A russian gives away vodka.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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