What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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women outside of the kitchen

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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mc hammers income.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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Hi.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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