i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Vagina ass.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

My name is never spelt right so its all good

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

DOWN

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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