According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

The game!

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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