- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Johan showering. . . AWK

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

What number comes after 29? 30.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

You smell like shit

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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